28.9.08

Words of Wisdom

Something for you to think & laugh..........

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually enjoying it.

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

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It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.

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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."

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Successful people fail more often becos they plant more seeds
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To become happier, you can change the world or change our thinking "It is easier to change our thinking"

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

27.9.08

This are soooo.........true


Some of these are scarily true...

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up - - prison vs. work - - this
should make things a bit clearer:

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called BOSS!!!!

26.9.08

Life‘s simple pleasures...

Dedicated to the wise guy that told me "Anger" is just a letter short of "Danger"

When was the last time your were annoyed and yet..... still must "lun"......




Run Baby Run.
Run the first part of your race with your head, the middle part with your legs, and the last part "chiong" with your heart.

24.9.08

T Mobile G1, Zune gets a twin brother

We finally get a "peek" at the Andriod Phone.








Never an iphone follower, i waited in anticipation for the launch of the first Google open handset alliance Android phone, but with this T mobile G1 by HTC, all i can say is the first "peek" make me wanna "pee"

There must be a conspirarcy, go to the HTC.com and the G1 catch lines : Funnerer, Smarterer and Connecteder. Yeserer, very catcherer, very funkerer. while you are still at it, for more marketing puncherer, why don't adds Uglyerer, Laugherer and Cheapoerer.
6 in one better then 3!!!

The knock out punch was delivered in the intro movie...

The most exiciting phone
in the history of phones......
The first phone powered by google..........
The only phone that makes you ........... Peesssssssssssssss
Minesosoft must be glads that Zune finally has a twin brother. Someone high up in the apple tree must be ROTLFLTAOL. Are we sure this is the same HTC that gave us the stylish Touch Diamond and Touch Pro?

Give me a break, the world needs an angel!
Q : how can an angel swim? A : An Angel fish lah.

But at the mean time I need to go to pee and poo.

Read what BusinessWeek said......

T-Mobile unviels the $199 G1, the first handset equipped with Google's "Android" software, is more than just the culmination of a highly hyped campaign, it also represents a coming-out party of sorts for phone maker HTC, which has remained relatively anonymous despite manufacturing one out of every six smartphones sold in the U.S.

The Google Android Phone's Big Premiere
T-Mobile unveils its HTC-built G1, the first mobile phone based on software from the Google-led Open Handset Alliance
by Olga Kharif

In the most anticipated mobile-phone launch since the release of Apple's iPhone, the T-Mobile G1 was unveiled Sept. 23.

Like the iPhone, unveiled in June 2007, the G1 is the brainchild of one of tech's most innovative companies; it's the first phone boasting the Android software created by a Google (GOOG)-led consortium. Like Apple's music-playing handset, the G1 features a full Web browser and connects to the Internet with Wi-Fi technology. G1 similarly boasts a large touchscreen and lets users download games and tools from an online bazaar akin to the Apple App Store.

That's about where the similarities end. The G1 is to follow a different path from the Apple (AAPL) iPhone in some crucial ways, notably volume growth. G1 is expected to do well, though it may not replicate the iPhone's early successes.


http://multimedia.asiaone.com/Multimedia/News/Story/A1Multimedia20080924-4436.html

23.9.08

The story behind one dream 5050

The dream started after being "inspired" by ah hoo to participate in 2007 Standchart marathon.

After the run I asked myself "give me just one good damp &^%$# reason to continue running"

For health and fitness? so boring!
Running gives me confidence - so passe!!
Running keeps me young - now that's more like it!!!
I Run becos I wanna eat! yes! i run therefore i eat. run to eat was born

why 5050 ? 50 is a milestone. 50 is a new beginning.

My 5050 Dream

5050 : 50岁开始,完成50个马拉松


Yes i may be a 50% retarded idiot, but i still know to complete 50 marathon after 50 is not easy, that's why i need a dream, 5050 dream.

one dream - 5050 ,
an exercise in courage. Dump courage, perhaps!
Let time be the judge, whether I am brave or just plain foolish.
Someone told me i need a miracle to complete the 50 marathons.

Miracle already happens- the miracle isn’t that I can complete. The miracle is that I had the guts to start.

Run To Eat creed : Got road, run. Got mountain, climb. Got food, eat. Got money, got money then talk lah.

A runner's creed: "I will win; if I cannot win, I shall be second; if I cannot be second, I shall be third; if I cannot place at all, I shall still do my best.”

Botak's creed: "A lot of people run to see who’s the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts aka LP"

this statement sounds, tastes, smells very "how lian" right? like the chinese saying "你很牛!真够牛p!

it is not my faults, humble is not my middle name.

Blame it on

#1 : I am a Hokkien ( Ya lah, i know teocheow is suppose to be "how lian" but hokkien not far behind too, we "tua pian" this also can count 5050 hor!

#2 : Remember, I was born in the year of the dog.

What does dog got to do with "牛” you ask?

How to say dog in hokkien? COW! 牛! 懂了吗?下课!

Ok, since you people so nice one, willing to listen to my "cow"story. i will give more cow.. oh i mean "bullshits"


Just when you thought LAN stands for Local Area Network.


Complete Guide to LAN

  • You joined a company KAM LAN

  • One who tries to boss around XIA LAN

  • When there's favourtism in your company TU LAN

  • Your hard work was not appreciated LAN LAN

  • All your hard work has gone into a drain LAN PA PA LAN

  • That chee hong working in your company LAU LAN

  • Dat chow cb tries to boast but you can't be bothered BOH HEW LAN

  • One who tries to be funny with you KWAI LAN

  • The company which you work in NEOW CHEE NEOW LAN

  • You've decided to quit CHO SI MI LAN

  • And you're outta job CHO BOH LAN

  • You struck a lottery and became a millionaire KYO TEO GU LAN (same feeling when botak cross the finish line at 2007 marathon)

  • That kenyan that won 2007 standchart marathon ORE LAN

  • Woman who sign on in Army?? -- Hua... Mu Lan

22.9.08

A Corporate Creed

Mottos to Work By

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

- Plagiarism saves time.

- If at first you don't succeed, try management.

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

20.9.08

Run With Passion with "4-8-12" Tips

This was posted sometime in June under another title. It contains simple easy to understand advises for runners. Just in case some of you miss it, so here is it again.

Newbie, take note!

Hardcore runners, take care!

train hard, train safely.



http://www.singaporepassionrun.com/

Run with Passion with our "4-8-12" Tips
Brought to you by Dr Kwee Lee Fung, Raffles Medical Group Limited

4 Baby Steps to a Good Run
Don't begin a running program without a full medical examination.


Start SLOWLY. If this is the first time you are beginning a running program, start with a little running, then a little more, until you can run steadily for 20 minutes.

Do not judge your running by your speed. Judge it by how you feel.

Run in a way that feels most relaxed, natural and comfortable for you.

8 Spoonfuls of Healthy Tips
Carbohydrates are the best source of energy for for athletes. When you run, carbohydrates should be the mainstay of your meals.

Eat whole grain foods such as rice, bread, oatmeal, wheat, and bagels. These are calorie dense carbohydrate foods and also contain fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Your diet should also consist of plenty of fruits and vegetables as well. These are excellent sources of vitamins and minerals.

Avoid empty calories, especially snacks that are high in fat and sugar content. To satisfy cravings, select a fruit or bagel instead.

As carbohydrates are burned quickly, consider eating multiple mini-meals during the day rather than eating several large meals. This practice called grazing, helps you maintain a high energy level all day long.

A runner's diet should be a 55-30-15 diet. That is 55 percent of calories from carbohydrates, 30 from fats and 15 from protein.

Consider taking a supplement or supplements that contain the main antioxidants, beta-carotene, vitamin C and vitamin E. Vitamins C and E are especially important to runners.

Eat a light, digestible carbohydrate food one to two hours before running or racing. Good choices would include energy bars, a bagel, a banana or a piece of toast and jam.

12 Keys to Minimise Injuries

The warm-ups and cool-downs are important components of your workout or race. The warm-up prepares your body for running and the cool-down prepares it for the recovery period that follows a race.

The warm-up loosens your legs and your body prior to a run. The key to a successful warm-up is to gradually increase the intensity of the movement. Begin by walking, then jog, then run a little harder, then do some sprints.

Do not skip the cool-down. It is the best time for more thorough stretching or self-massage.

Do your stretching during the cool-down rather than at the warm-up. Stretches can be done more effectively and with less risk of injury after a workout or race as the body is more prepared for the stretches at this point of time.

Alternate hard training days with easy training days. The ratio should be one to three or even one to four. The body will need plenty of time to adapt to each hard workout and grow stronger before the next hard workout.

A hard workout is one that is longer or faster than your typical daily run. Do not worry about not getting enough hard days. The mistake to avoid is doing too many hard days.

An easy day could be a day off, a day of easy jogging, a day of walking, or a day of cross training or strength training.

The warning signs that you should heed that tell you to take easy days include an elevated morning pulse, sore muscles, slight cold like symptoms, lethargy, difficulty sleeping and a loss of appetite.

It is important to take an easy week every month if training hard.

Cross-train to prevent injuries and also to recover from them. For runners, the following cross-training activities, in descending order of benefit, will contribute the most to your running performance: elliptical-trainer, bicycling, pool tuning, weight training.

Cross-training gives your running muscles a rest whilst building the others. The end result will be a more coordinated and balanced body that could produce better running times.

Do a weekly long run to improve your aerobic capacity and fat-burning ability and increase weight loss and musculoskeletal strength. A long run would be one that is 50 percent longer than your average run.

18.9.08

I have a dream, what's your?

走过岁月
记忆是水 时间是河
捞起来得是回忆
流失掉的是岁月
如果现在不好好珍惜
有那么一天
你会感叹岁月如梭

四不靠五又到, 走过岁月的botak

人生也走了一大半,现在得更珍惜这趟末班车,让他更精彩,更值的回忆。
人生目标:50岁开始完成50个马拉松。。。。请老天爷给卑微的我足够的生命与力量去完成我的愿望。这是个勇敢的愿望,愚蠢的勇敢吧!

时间。。将见证我会是个无惧勇者 或是无知的纯白痴。。。
酒是老的好,老酒醇口,老白痴??

非常认同五月天“咸鱼”里这么唱:
我不好也不坏 不特别出众 我只是敢不同
我的人生 就是 一错再错 错完了再从头
也许放弃掉一些 活得更轻松 我却不再是我
我不愿一生晒太阳吹风 咸鱼也要有梦


老白痴也要有梦!你呢?

one dream - 5050 , an exercise in courage. Dump courage, perhaps!

Time will tell, whether I am brave or just plain foolish.


I have a dream

My 5050 Dream

5050 : 50岁开始完成50个马拉松
5050 : life is 50/50, you win some, you lose some ,
5050 : “一人一半,感情不散”
5050 : 有施必有舍
5050 : 想要拥有,先学放下

5050 : don't wanna hit the wall, but hit 4D

If you don't do it now, you will never get around doing

I meant buy 4D, if u have to ask what number? turn the page young man
A runner's creed: "I will win; if I cannot win, I shall be second; if I cannot be second, I shall be third; if I cannot place at all, I shall still do my best.”
A 4D'yer creed: "I will hit 1st prize, if not 2nd or 3rd also can, I shall buy till i wins"
Run To Eat Creed : "Got Road, run. Got Mountain, climb. Got Food, eat. Got money, got money then talk lah"
“In running, it doesn’t matter whether you come in first, in the middle of the pack, or last. You can say, ‘I have finished.’ There is a lot of satisfaction in that.”-Fred Lebow, New York City Marathon co-founder

15.9.08

Train Hard, Train Smart,Train Safe but don't Over-Train

This article was emailed to me by our runner, Mag.

Training Tips
Over Training ~ contributed by Ms Wendy Lim, Senior Physiotherapist, Alexandra Hospital

What is over training ?
Over training in running is a matter of ‘too much, too soon, too fast’. Many running injuries are a result of over training: too much intensity, too many miles and too quickly in its advancement. It is training beyond’s one ability to recover. Some runners exercise longer and harder so that they can improve but without adequate rest and recovery, these training regimes can do more harm than benefit.

How do I recognize that I have been over training ?

Some common warning signs include:
· Prolong lethargy. extreme tiredness, ‘lack of energy’
· General malaise, possible depression
· Prolong aches and pain in muscles and joints
· Sudden drop in performance
· Decrease in training capacity/ intensity
· Sudden drop in immunity (increased number of flu/ sore throats)

What can I do to minimize the risk of over training?
It is important to pace yourself appropriately when adding mileage or intensity to your training regime. A safe incremental regime will be to increase your weekly mileage by not more than 10% each week with regular monitoring of your exercise and resting heart rate. It is difficult to plan a training regime as everybody’s body is different, if you are unsure, it is always important to seek a sports physiotherapist or sports physician for advice on how to plan your exercise regime.

What should I do if I suspect I have been over training?
If you suspect you are over training, the first thing to do is to ‘STOP or REDUCE’ your training routine. Allow a few days of rest with a normal balanced diet. If you feel yourself getting back to your ‘norm’, you may attempt a gradual increase in your training regime. If the symptoms persist, it would be advisable for you to seek medical attention immediately.

Getting to the bottom of things- Footwear ~ contributed by Ms Sharon Lim, Senior Physiotherapist, Alexandra Hospital

Does it matter what shoes I wear?
Running distances involves repetitive pounding on the legs, of which your feet bear the first brunt which each step. Depending on your running efficiency and type of surfaces, you can be transmitting forces up to 2.5 times your body weight on your legs. Thus, having the proper footwear may help in reducing these stresses.

What shoes should I wear?
If you are running regularly, it would be advisable for you to invest in a pair of running shoes, rather than using your tennis shoes or cross-trainers, as running shoes are designed to cope with movements in the forward direction. There are many brands, models and shoe types available in the market. Generally speaking, different shoe types have been designed for different foot types. For example, cushioning shoes for people with high arched feet, stability shoes for people who are mildy overpronating, and motion control shoes for people with flat feet. If in doubt, seek advice from your physiotherapist, or podiatrist.

What other considerations should I take when considering in my pair of shoes?

Here are some practical tips
· Comfort in your shoes is most important. Your feet should feel supported and cushioned without areas of pinch or rub.
· Wear both sides and run about in the shop to get a feel of how your shoes feel when you run
· Always go shopping for your shoes in the late afternoon when your feet are at its biggest
· Shoes have their own life span. Generally, they last about 500 miles of running, or anything from 3-6 months, depending on your volume of runs.
· To enhance your shoe life span, have at least 2 pairs of shoes that you can alternate runs in.

Recover Your Performances- Recovery Strategies ~ contributed by Ms Wong Shiyun, Physiotherapist, Alexandra Hospital

Why do I need to recover? How can recovery strategies affect my running?
After your run, your muscles may be fatigued and feel sore or achy. In addition, in your preparation for your marathon, you may be running on consecutive days, such that your fuel stores and muscle capabilities may be depleted. An adequate recovery will aid in decreasing fatigue, reduce inflammation of tissues and joints, reduce muscle soreness, promote refueling and thus, hasten a return to optimal performance capabilities.

What can I do to help in recovery?
The following methods may help in reducing inflammation of tissues and joints, relieves soreness and speed up recovery:

1. Ice bath
· Soak your body/ legs in cold water for 5-10 minutes
· Place an ice pack onto your sore muscles for 10-15minutes
2. Hot/cold contrast bath
· Alternate 2 minutes in cold/ warm water, repeat 3 times
3. Stretching
4. Sports MassageAdequate nutrition and hydration

Drinking Tips
Drinking adequately can promote better pleasure during your run and also enhance your performance. Start drinking before and also during the marathon to prevent severe health risks (e.g. heat stroke) which are common when you are under drinking and running under the hot sun in Singapore.
· Double the normal amount of fluid you drink in the week leading to the marathon.
· Before the race, do not drink coffee or alcohol to prevent dehydration
· Stay hydrated by drinking 500ml of fluid about 2 hours before your run.
· At regular intervals, drink 150 to 250 ml of fluids, every fifteen minutes, during your run.
· Continue drinking after the run as it helps to re-hydrate muscles, replenish energy reserves and fluid levels.
· Find out your weight loss in order to calculate your sweat loss. As sweat loss continues after running, additional fluids are needed to counter this.
· Typically, drink one-and-a-half times the amount of fluid lost over a period of 2 to 4 hours after the run to restore fluid balance.
For example, a kg weight loss after run, at least 3 litres of fluids is suggested to be taken over a period of 2 to 4 hours.
Isotonic drinks can enhance performance of runs lasting more than 60 to 90 minutes as they are formulated to:
· Increase absorption of the fluids by the body due its content of not more than 5 to 8g of carbohydrate per 100ml. The carbohydrates also provide additional source of energy which plain water does not provide.
· Replace sodium lost in sweat from the electrolytes (has approximately 40 to 50 mg of sodium per 100ml)

What is hyponatraemia?
When a person drinks at a rate faster than the sweat loss, it may result in a condition called hyponatraemia. It is a rare but potentially dangerous condition caused by low salt levels in the blood.

Symptoms include lethargy, confusion, leading to seizures, coma or death.
This is common in runners who gain more than 2 to 5 kg of weight from over drinking.
Plan your fluid intake plan during training!
When you are training, determine your sweat loss per hour, so that during the actual race, you can estimate how much you need to drink to hydrate but yet prevent over-drinking.

Sweat rate calculation
a) Measure your body weight both before and after, at least, an hour of exercise under conditions similar to a marathon run.b) Weigh yourself wearing minimal clothing and barefooted. c) Towel dry after exercise and obtain body weight as soon as it is practical after exercise (e.g. less than 10 min)d) Sweat loss (in litres) = body weight (kg) before exercise– body weight (kg) after exercisee) To convert to sweat rate per hour, divide by exercise time in minutes and multiply by 60.

Eating Tips
· Choose high carbohydrate, low fat foods that are familiar and easy to digest.
· Practice different pre-exercise eating ideas in training, not on the run day itself.
· Try a liquid or low fibre meal if you have pre-run nerves or other factors causing gastro-intestinal (stomach or bowel) upset.
· Monitor the effects of food and drink choices on your performance.

What is Carbohydrate loading?
The body stores of carbohydrates may not be adequate to sustain what will be used during endurance runs lasting more than 90 minutes. Carbohydrate loading will involve 6 days of gradual lessening of training, with the last 3 days to include high intake of carbohydrate (7 to 10g per kilogram body weight)
For example, a 60kg weight person will need 400 to 600g carbohydrates during this period.
For more details on eating tips (e.g. what are the sources and amount of carbohydrates, etc) to help you gear up towards the big run, go to http://www.alexhosp.com.sg/medical_education.asp

7.9.08

If you don't do it now, you will never get around doing

My 5050 Dream

9 months has passed since i was introduced or should i say con, hoodwink by ah hoo to marathon:-) the experience was gratifying, i was humbled and learned to be more respectful to life. I quote my friend, Nicky Tan: " Each day don't come by just like this, it is a privilege gift, be thankful"

Enough of "yar sor", now bragging time!

the results so far :
my longest run pre-2000, some time in Sep 1985 Pandan Reservouir 6.2km - 75 mins
fast forward to

1996-2007 ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
02 Dec 2007 Standchart Marathon - 7hr 53min
30 Apr 2008 Mt Kinabalu climb - 13 hrs
31 May 2008 Adiddas sundown marathon - 5hr 59min
24 Aug 2008 Army Half Marathon - 2hr 29min
05 Sep 2008 Come of age ritual 50 km run - 6hr 30min
07 Dec 2008 Standchart Marathon - ? hr ? min

ah hoo , we have a date with sub 5 on 7 Dec 2008.

To my friends who are still not decided upon taking up marathon, may i quote again
"If you want to win something, run 100 metres, if you want to experience something, run a Marathon."
Emil Zapotek. The late Czech runner was the 1952 Helsinki Olympics triple-gold medalist in the 5,000m, 10,000m and marathon.

There are certain things in life that if you don't do now, you will never get around doing it"
Just Do It!

Thanks to all my friends who came to support my come of age ritual - one dream 5050.

Special thanks to :
  • ah bay, calvin and mag for joining the run despite having to work on Saturday.
  • daniel, albert and francis for giving up their regular Sat golf to come to my party.
  • sam and doris for taking half day leave to be my cordinator.

Runners list
50 km : ah hoo, william, freddy
29 km : ah tan, ah yeh, calvin, shao chong, shen lian, nicky
21 km : ah bay, ah chan, toby, mag, daniel, kah long, vincent

15km : allan, billy, patrick

Thanks also to my families and last but not least, ah hoo for conni.. oops i mean for inspiring me 。

Yes, it was a good run. I learned to listen to my body, keep it strong and healthy, i hope to be able to run for the rest of my life. That is the big goal now.

"run to eat"

Thank you , 谢谢,kum-seah.

1850 hrs, 5th Sept 2008

2125 hrs, 50 km runners taking 5 after 21 km

29 km runners joining in


2155 hrs, start of the final 29km, may Usain Bolt be with us. but he is a 100m sprinter, we are marathoners :-)

0153 hrs, 6th Sept 2008, 50 km done!

High 5 at 50 km

William, my pacer for the whole 50km, a big thank you

Our "Run To Eat" Brand Ambassador, Patrick. With our limited budget we can only pay peanut, but how come hor? instead of monkey,we get orang utan :-)

I "run to eat!" He, "Run But cannot eat"

Excited fans with our Brand ambassador who ran 15km today, will be going full miles for SCSM

This botak! one dream 5050. 3 down, 47 to go