Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually enjoying it.
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
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Successful people fail more often becos they plant more seeds
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To become happier, you can change the world or change our thinking "It is easier to change our thinking"
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. 
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